August122013

i’m back. and this is perfect.

(via fuckyesbeyonce)

December262012

hi tumblr. i’m back for a minute cuz i’m bored. and i’m long overdue for a wedding singer watch party omg

(via fuckyeah1990s)

October312012
October152012
i can’t breathe

i can’t breathe

(via beyoncegifs)

October102012
September132012

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September82012
September52012
August132012
  • me: i want that
  • me: checks price tag
  • me: nevermind
August112012

sydbarrrett:

DO YOU EVER LOOK AT SOMEONE AND REALIZE THAT LITERALLY EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM IS PERFECT THEIR EYES ARE PERFECT THEIR NOSE IS PERFECT THEIR MOUTH IS PERFECT THEIR HAIR IS PERFECT THEIR BUTT IS PERFECT THEIR NECK IS PERFECT THEIR HANDS ARE PERFECT THEIR FEET ARE PERFECT CONGRATULATIONS ON EVERY FUCKING THING

(Source: totalitarianstalinist, via jonahryantology)

August92012

thedailywhat:

Early Bird Special: When he was 2, Evan got a Lightning McQueen Powerwheel for Christmas. Three years later, he’d worn through its plastic wheels.

Dad Sean Burgess, an auto shop owner and no stranger to souping up custom cars, decided to swap ‘em out for the real thing. But of course, “one thing led to another”:

We went to Harbor Brakes to get some inexpensive wheels for it, but they didn’t fit. We had to figure out a way of getting them onto the car. Everybody in the shop just starting saying, “Hey, how about you do this? How about you do that?”

I started doing some research online about go-carts and electric scooters and started to compile a list of parts.

Before they knew it, the pair had transformed the car into a racing machine worthy of a 5-year-old.

[dailydot]

Aw man I wish I could do this for my brothers. 

(Source: thedailywhat)

August62012

(Source: soothingecho)

August52012

Things I Say While Driving

  • Me: Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
  • Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
  • Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
  • Me: Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.
  • Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
  • Me: If I miss that green light because of you...
  • Me: You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.
  • Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
  • Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
  • Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
  • Me: Nope, roof rack.
  • Me: THAT IS A YIELD SIGN, YOU DUMB FUCK. YOU DON'T STOP AT A YIELD SIGN. YOU FUCKING YIELD AT A FUCKING YIELD SIGN.
  • Me: Don't turn yellow, don't turn yellow, don't turn yellow, don't turn yellow-- FUCK. *Speeds up*
  • Me: I'm not going to hit you, calm the fuck down, Jesus.
  • Me: Shit why aren't these spots angled? I'm crooked. I'll just try...shit I'm still crooked. Fuck. Am I at least in the lines? *presses face against window*
  • Me: GO ALREADY, IT'S LEGAL. RIGHT TURN ON RED, THERE IS NO ONE COMING, HOLY SHIT.
  • Me: Did you just honk at me? Where do you want me to go there's a car in the intersection, I don't even have an arrow. You know what fuck you, now we're gonna sit here, you dick.
August22012
9AM
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